Welcome to my kingdom.

To all four of you who have accidentally stumbled across this blog – welcome!  Please enjoy the various amenities of my site.  Have a cookie and stay awhile.  I think there’s lemonade around here somewhere…

Anyway, allow me to introduce myself: [Censored], 17.  I am, among other things:

• Certified Genius
• Aspiring Time-Traveller
• Illegitimate Duke of Winnipeg
• Marked-for-Death Former Mafia Don
• Undiscovered Blogger/Bloggist/Bloggifier

It is my distinct pleasure to announce that for the terrifically interesting and quite possibly very brief remainder of my mortal existence I will be using this blog as a repository for the disjointed ramblings of my brain.

Brace yourselves, my children.  It’s gonna be a big one.

Fun Fact of the Day: A group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat.  Now you know.