Today’s post will be small, sweet, and quite possibly fatal–like a half eaten Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup that you find submerged in goo at the bottom of a dumpster in an abandoned alleyway somewhere in the Bronx.

Advice to live by:

• Mushrooms are most delicious when fried in bacon fat
• Sisters are annoying
• Arrows are most effective when freshly sharpened
• Don’t wear sunglasses in the dark
• Never trust a goblin

Until tomorrow.

Fun Fact of the Day: Cherophobia is the fear of fun.  Now you know.